It is a truth universally acknowledged, that whenever a playwright writes a good play, she will be vigorously pursued by prestigious theatre companies.
“My dear Mr Bennet,” said his lady to him one day, “have you heard that Prestigious Theatre Company has a new artistic director?”
Mr Bennet replied he had not.
“Apparently,” returned she, “he is very interested in new Australian work.”
Mr Bennet remained silent. His wife took this as invitation to continue.
“Interested in new Australian work! What a fine thing for our girls!”
“How so? How can it affect them?”
“Mr Bennet, how can you be so tiresome? You know they are all playwrights. This new artistic director will no doubt want to produce their plays.”
Mr Bennet returned to his book.
“Now I’m the first to admit,” continued Mrs Bennet, “I find Lizzy’s plays a little confusing. Other people find them amusing, but to my mind, she never seems to be saying what she really means.”
“It’s referred to as irony,” Mr Bennet stated flatly.
“I know that!” replied Mrs Bennett.
“Of course you do, dear” said Mr Bennet, even more flatly.
Satisfied, Mrs Bennet continued. “And Mary’s plays are so wordy, and I can’t quite understand them either, but they’re very clever, I’m sure. And Lydia’s plays are skittish, the work of an immature artist, but they were good enough for Short and Sweet. And Jane, quiet unassuming Jane; she’s always done the right thing. Who wouldn’t want to produce her plays?”
– from the manuscript of the (unpublished) Jane Austen novel Approval and Validation
Sometimes you just gotta to do it yourself – that’s from the website of Novemberism, a month long festival of new playwrighting organised by the playwrights themselves.
Check out the program here http://novemberism.com/
I haven’t had a chance to drop into the Old 505 yet, and I better hurry, as there’s less than two weeks of the festival left.
I don’t want to suggest that my opinions are those of the dynamic and talented team behind the project – I don’t know, I haven’t spoken to them – but I absolutely love their chutzpah.
You can write a damn good play and it still mightn’t get produced.
Maybe it’s political. And I don’t mean who owes who, or who’s competing with who, or even who’s sleeping with who. I mean political.
Every play is an attempt to convince the audience to see the world in a particular way. Every play is an attempt to affect the world. Your plays will be put on by people who share your vision of the world. And, if there already are a lot of people who share your vision, you probably wouldn’t have bothered writing the play in the first place.
So be prepared to do it yourself. And be proud of it.
Veronica Kaye
Theatre Red 
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